pc catchall | becomehero | jolyne

[inquired]

will i ever spell jolyne's name right on the first try. sources say no

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[floridas]

[ it literally just. takes her a minute... she looks like maybe she's trying to stop herself from going on a face journey to literally anywhere but here. until finally: ]

You think they have like... a club for this kinda thing.

[ because uh ]

That or it's a really... really weird coincidence.

[ why do weird religious people/heretics wanna just end the world? ]

[inquired]

[ lmao.

dry, just as dry as the desert: ] I think here, they might call them villains.

[ ha ha get it. cross universe heroes. cross universe villains. ]

[floridas]

Sounds about right to me.

[ she makes a face. this whole superhero thing is so silly to her (a jojo). but it is what it is. ]

Weird thing to have in common with a total stranger. So... you're a priest too, then...? And no diabolical plans to end the world. Maybe you'll change my mind on how I feel about the clergy these days.

[inquired]

[ it really do be like that ]

Ahaha. No, no diabolical plans of ending the world - nowadays, apparently I'm saving it.

[ both here and outside. ] As for the clergy, well - you can feel however you like about them, and I certainly won't stop you. Some are good. Some are bad. And some apparently deserve a very, very good punch in the face.

That being said, I am a member of the clergy, yes, but I'm not technically a priest. An inquisitor and a cleric, if we split hairs on the matter.

[floridas]

Huh... interesting... [ stretching the word out as she leans her cheek into her hand. ]

So what's an inquisitor-slash-cleric do on the daily then? Besides saving the world and punching naughty nuns?

[inquired]

Oh, you know.

[ with a little shrug, he will list off his duties, light and lofty: ]

Guiding wayward lambs onto the proverbial path, giving services and Sunday school, memorizing history and scripture, doing errands for the Pontiff, interrogating and occasionally smiting heretics... The usual.

[ is that actually the usual ]

[floridas]

Smiting heretics, heh. You give em a good smack with your staff?

[ she's joking, and yet.... it looks like such a good hittin' stick. ]

[inquired]

[

he smiles. :) ]


Often.



[ path ability: coerce ]

[floridas]

[ snorts ]

Bad guys better watch out for you, somewhere in the shadows, the frocked crusader's out there ready to just...

[ she makes a bonking motion as if she's holding a staff. ]

[inquired]

The 'frocked crusader' does not have quite as much panache to it as the inquisitor, I think.

[ laughing, though. ]

It is called the Staff of Judgment. And lo, it judges.